What is G.I.N.A.? Simply, the band stands for The Girls In Never-ending Angst. We are girls on a mission to revolutionize the world through our messages about SHYSTY men. I have a feeling we would be huge because there are tons of women with gripes about men. Men already complain, belittle and objectify us in rock songs, so why shouldn't we be able to. I can see having a big female cult following from our music. Our image would be super-hot rocker wear, we would hang out with other super-feminist artists like PINK, The Donnas, Veruca Salt, and we would chill with male rockers that accepted our message and supported the cause. Obviously, there will be haters but more than anything people should think its funny. I want our songs to liberate women and call men out on their bull shit.
Now, the band name is a little strange and I don't want people to be confused on how to pronounce it. Remember that movie called That Thing You Do, they named their band The Oneders (really pronounced Wonders) but everyone mispronounced it. We are not like the name GINA we are GY-NA!
These would be some possible song titles:
4 inches is never enough . . .
Used and Abused.
Change your boxers!
Lorena Bobbitt is my hero
STD
Stalkers and psychos
I want my virginity back
Are you Metro or Mega-Gay?
Big Mistake
Funky Spunk
Your Halitosis is Horrendous
I can see it now! Stadiums filled with the throngs of screaming fans, our videos on MTV, Partying like Rockstars and basically ruling the world! We would look a little something like this!
Also, we have a dance group called the Whippa Snappas. We are accepting applications so please submit.
Qualifications:
1. Must be able to snap loud
2. Must be able to snap often
3. Must be able to snap to the beat
4. Must be able to snap and dance in unison
5. Must be able to snap enthusiastically
Please contact us whippasnappas.com
20 comments:
that is so cool. I love what you did. Working at the oracle has really thought you something other than how to do work with other companies. This is such a good blog one of my favorites. you really are a good blogger.
I would totally go see the G.I.N.A! You will be more worth my time than Britney was Sunday :)
I feel that I am fully qualified to be a whippa snappa. In fact, I think I am over qualified for the position. Not only can I snap to the beat, but I can tap my toe AT THE SAME TIME. It's amazing, I know, but I think I can really be an asset to the whippa snappas.
I've seen you all around town, snapping your fingers to any and every song. I feel that I have finally found an opportunity to express my interest in the whippa snappas. Please, consider me!
My friends and I do the same thing. A Couple of drinks you have sophisticated conversations about politics. A few more drinks you start talking about celebrities, who doing what and where. A few more the discussion moves to which celebrities you can find naked on the internet. Same topic just now our looking at them and talking about good and bad boob jobs. Now your all drunk and you start looking up just porn. Then you drink more and you start to talk about how your going to become rich and have different porn stats over. And then finally you are the rock star. You have fake songs you sing and fake girls that all what to do you because of you fake popularity. then you finally decide to make the band and you are going to start the very next night. And by this time you are too drunk to remember what the hell you did that night. So the next day when you finally get out of bed, you did it all over again. I can relate to this blog
this is so true, whenever i'm really drunk i do the same thing with my friends, we come up with these crazy ideas that never go through...like one time we come up with the sidevator, its like an elevator but it moves side to side, so like raymond james stadium would need a sidevator cause it would move people from different sections
this is a fabulous idea. i think it would revolutionize the music industry. i'd buy the cd.
I love the idea. It is about time that a group of females start singing about what kind of crap we have to put up with. It has been so long since Alanis Morresette has provided us with an anthem. I think that one of your song titles could be "No I'm Not Having Sex With You at 6 am (you shouldn't have drank so much last night)" It could be a hit. Pretty common complaint.
i like the "4 inches is never long enough..." oh goodness youre such a classy broad! id buy the cd. do it!
have you come up with a cd name? with songs like that, you have endless possibilities. you should reveal it in your next post!
holy shit taryn, did you just smoke a bunch of crack before posting this?
and did you put "SHYSTY" in all caps cuz its misspelled, or is that another acronym?
lorena bobbitt reference---awesome.
i get it -- you're the black one cuz of your hair. and you're scary.
G.I.N.A forever!!! and Whippah Snappahs for life!!!
Gerri looks the hottest. Sweet glasses. You are truly fabulous.
Love you!
xoxo Steph
what fucking CUNTry spells shiesty like that? bitch.
no i love you. cant wait for our nail appt on 'almost tomorrow'.
oh yeah. you write pretty well -- you are so multi-talented. perhaps you should pursue this more...maybe turn GOOD DAY TRAMPA BAY into a perez hiltonesque blog. but about your life instead of celebrities and gay people.
my cousins name is gina. but gina, not gyna.
GINA Forever!!!! Whippa Snappas fo life Big Tit!!!! We are fabulous! You are a hilarious writer and I look forward to reading more of you stuff! Love you!
Lil Tit
So yeah Im a guy and I don't know if I should be offended or not. But good luck on the band. Im leaving this comment to help out your grade. I was also applying to be a whippasnappa. I think the band name would be better if it were The Giners or Gyners, it just has a certain I DONT KNOW WHAT. And your first song that you come out with should be about chodes, and here is the name for your cd "Silly black man wearing a shirt that says 'Stunna', why do you buy Trojan Magnums when your penis looks like it is inverted and you dont get laid anyways which is why you have a sticky keyboard and a monitor that looks like it has been glazed like a donut with that nappy ass hair fake gold grill and foot odor so bad it could choke a donkey... Silly Black Man" Feel free to shorten it up a bit.
Best of luck
and you're biggest fan
I am so down to talk shit about the guys "goin down"! HAHAHA! Let's do it! Can I have a crazy slutty rocker suit too? I have one in my closet we could take pictures! OOH I can wear my fro! Oh yes yes....I can see clearly now, the hate is on.....haha that could be a song too! BRING IT ON! You know wwe should get stripper men, like Chip n Dales or whatever to dance in our videos and GET LOW! Shake it like a PEPPER SHAKER! Or, a PICKLE SHAKER! Oh girl, you've opened Pandora's Box...I'll write more at a later time. Feminism is always so exciting! :)
Little lady, you know i'm there! I'm always up for depression in the bottom of a glass (with a good soundtrack in the background!) G.I.N.A could be that backgorund track hehhheheeh.
I think women should be more willing to compromise. You just expect too much out of men. 4 inches is never enough! Please, meet us in the middle.
Wow, thats to funny. I especially love the magazine cover with you guys on it. Plus the track listing was great. Hey if you ever need garphics let me know!
so i think its absolutely fabulous - then after a cd is made, you should tour and build an empire off women not necessarily being bitter but aggitated with how men are assholes and ultimately retards - even though we were made second we have the potential to become the upperhand in society. Our time will come lol
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